Cant stand the bars anymore. Not like it used to be. ya go in a bad mood, ya get cheered up cause sombody you know has worse problems than you and then ya buyem a drink drown yer sorrows and solve the worlds problems from a barstool or a sticky booth. Today you cant speak to anuone cuz the music is too loud- noth thhat the music is bad, iguess im jus gettin old. fer fuck sake i’m listening to dr john solo piano at home alone.

by killergrouse
  • Published:June 23rd, 2009
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i don’t understand y’all…

by mikefromillinois
  • Published:June 5th, 2009
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i don’t understand those who hate on me (us) just because we are partial to the drink. everyone has ehir flaws and mine happens to be alcohol. so what? i like who it makes me and the way it makes me feel! if you don’t understand, then you have no reason being on this site and you should f*** off. whoever feels me, sound off…

My grandson, A poem

by hurlinhaggis
  • Published:May 5th, 2009
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He’s cute and he’s watching me drink merlot.  He’s getting tired and he’ll be going to bed as soon as he’s finished his bottle.  I am gonna be twistin grandmas tits as soon as I finish mine.

HH

First post, random thoughts

by jack
  • Published:May 2nd, 2009
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Is there anything better than a beer-drunk where you know you won’t be driving around later?

Also, nothing is better than randomly yelling loud things at people.

TEA! A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD!

andy is a swell guy

by allaboutthez
  • Published:April 30th, 2009
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andy fucks trucks, and or jeeps. Andy, you’re reading this you alredy know you fuck vehicles, so now that you out of “the trunk” you can b open with your love of hot metal things!!

Hart Sucks

by allaboutthez
  • Published:April 26th, 2009
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I’ve been drunk for several days and let me tell you Hart sullivan (my sisters boyfriend) is a very bad man, do not trust him!!! He lies, cheats and steals, he’s a real son of a bitch! if you see Hart punch him right in the mouth, he deserves it!!!!!!!!!
cheers

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