1. Two words: dive bars. Two more words: drink specials. Do your homework and find out where these exist. Some bars do drink specials every 15 minutes. Scary, but true. In these economically challenged times, even upscale places are now touting their happy hours.
2. Stop buying rounds. Duh. Your friends will not spit on you or run your dirty laundry up any flagpoles. This does not apply to girlfriends or potential hook-ups of course. Buy them rounds. Stay focused. Keep your eye on the prize.
3. Leave the plastic at home. Studies show you spend 33 percent more when charging. This way, when you run out of cash, you either call it a night, or your friends buy you a round for once.
4. Remember your mother. (With all the drinking, sometimes a little thought of the one who brought you into this world helps to keep you on your best behavior. I mean, if that’s your bag.)
5. Befriend your favorite bar. Just once, do something out of your way for the owner or main bartender. Don’t be weird about it and don’t make it a habit. Think: casual, dude.
6. (Shameless plug here) Stock up at home. Go to www.drinkupny.com (wine & spirits) or www.drinkupforless.com (just wine) to get smokin’ deals and free shipping on orders of $100 or more. Throw the next party and put out a tip/donation jar that reads: “CD Fund. (Community Drunk Fund.) Tis the season to give to ye fellow drunks.”
7. Plan a dive bar pub crawl with your friends around public transportation stops. No driving and no cab fares. Make sure you research stops and times though so you are not stranded, broke and too sozzled to realize you just peed in your socks.
Guess what? Yeah Im getting pissed, nothing new there. This is quick note to everyone who was in the habit of saying “It doesn’t feel like fall” well eat my balls, try raking the leaves in my yard you happy,smiley motherfuckers . Oh well at least it gave another reason to drink(like I needed any) Cheers to all you faithful. By the way its -2 degrees celcuis. 27 degrees fahreheit to you yanks, and 270 kelvin to silly motherfuckers. LATE.
P.S. good luck to all in the contest. FREE BOOZE IS STILL FREE BOOZE.
99 bottles of beer on the wall , 99 bottles of beer , you aaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh if you don’t know the rest you shouldn’t be drinking.(PBR # 6) So in case you haven’t noticed I like to drink, and by drink I mean getting pissed.I also like watching hockey and football (not nfl real football. oh I’m sorry soccer fuck!) AND I’m very pasonate about both. (PBR #8) I typically watch “football” by myself, but I, more not often than not watch hockey w/ my Canadian friend(female) and we always take shit from Americans in the bar for being to loud FUCK EM!.(That’s a12 pack) .(that’s my problem w/ Americans if doesn’t involve me be quiet.)I think that is called apathy . (working on 15) Anyway my friend also smokes, so she has to go outside to smoke. (My problem with America) I am not a smoker but I always thought a bar was where you went to drink, smoke, and sort your life out, if need be. You drink at a bar you pickle your liver, you smoke, you smog out your lungs. Whats the diff? We are all going to die let us do it being happy. GO AVALANCH.
P.S. Spellcheck is yhe DOGS BOLLOCKS.
- Published:November 6th, 2008
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Well, no doubt that some of you got to my site via Facebook ads. I no longer have a coupon or extra money to devote to those Facebook ads but I am thinking about going annoying style and making a Facebook app to show off your drunken stories and send people beers and invites to the site.
But until then, we have a contest.
The contest is, the person with the best post win a fifth of alcohol, their choice (as long as its between $20-$30 (sorry international guys, you only get cash to use to buy booze)). You must be 21 to play. No purchase necessary.
The best post shall be decided by points given via number of unique IP comments multiplied by rating. The contest is running for a month starting today (Nov 5th-Dec 5th).
Get posting. Get spreading the word and get some votes and comments, you could be the brand new owner of a delicious fifth of alcohol.
I am also not able to win, being the site owner. Boo hoo.
