Well, I figure drinking at least a pint of jeager a day does not make me a drunk! I think it makes me fun to be around! I guess alcohol and rock music makes horny people happy because my bass playing skills are going through the roof! wow, does that make any sense?….oh well…Heres to the one chick who would not conform to anal sex, but would drink so much booze that she could not remember how big my penis actually was! Wow, I love taco bell too! truth being I just actually just love tacos! minus the sour cream!!!!! How can I still be single? any eligible females out there? I am not as big of a dick as I seem! I promise! maybe!
I swear I never drank so much until I accepted this GDMN promotion. Before I would go through a fifth of Absolute a year. Now I am down to a fifth of McCcormich once a week. I love vodka and Red Bull. It gives me wings. Mostly I just stand in the mirror and say to myself, “FK those MF’s. I was so much happier as a junior analyst. Now I make the “big bucks” and I sold my soul to get it. My boss hates me because I have two masters degrees and she only has a bachelors degree. We argue every time I open my mouth. Now I don’t say sIIt and just do what I’m told. I had more control as a junior. The director is no better. I complained to the CFO (who is male and got some progress made, but the b*****s stab me in the back every chance I get). Sometimes I don’t know what would be more fun; eat a bullet or go to work…but you know what? I’m still here…and when the job market turns around in a year or so I’ll depart with the best vengeance…Living well. F*****R! FN Losers! AHHHHHH….feel much better. (-: Thanks for listening/reading. FN FKRS.GD FN bunch of B*****s. I hate working for split tails. Emotional beasts they are…I don’t keep a permanent one around the house for a reason. Geez.
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