• Published:May 5th, 2009
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Thanks for visiting The Drunk Blog! You are more than welcome to sign up and post some drunken ranting or subscribe to our RSS feed! Regardless, it's time to get your drink on.

He’s cute and he’s watching me drink merlot.  He’s getting tired and he’ll be going to bed as soon as he’s finished his bottle.  I am gonna be twistin grandmas tits as soon as I finish mine.

HH

  • Published:May 2nd, 2009
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Is there anything better than a beer-drunk where you know you won’t be driving around later?

Also, nothing is better than randomly yelling loud things at people.

TEA! A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD!