I’ve recently aquired a new “girlfriend” if you will and although i met her in a bar she doesn’t drink everyday. The girl is gorgeous and drinks on the weekends but i drink like they are going to stop brweing the shit tomorrow. I’m afraid if she finds out about my vice that she’ll back out of the relationship and man it pisses me off. Should i quit drinking, get her to drink as much as me (more fun for me!) or tell her that i kick alot of ass and i’m a drunk outlaw. Oh the choices we make!!!
andy fucks trucks, and or jeeps. Andy, you’re reading this you alredy know you fuck vehicles, so now that you out of “the trunk” you can b open with your love of hot metal things!!
I’ve been drunk for several days and let me tell you Hart sullivan (my sisters boyfriend) is a very bad man, do not trust him!!! He lies, cheats and steals, he’s a real son of a bitch! if you see Hart punch him right in the mouth, he deserves it!!!!!!!!!
cheers
I’m from LOUISIANA.
We’re as deep south as they come yank and we have the funniest accent you’ve ever heard, but you gotta love it babe.
We shouldnt even qualify as the south because when you come here, you enter another world. When you ask for a beer we ask “what kind?” and its not a sub or a hoagie, its a po-boy, and thank God for it. Our beaches are contaminated with bodies, beer cans, and broads there are 8 different pronunciations of the word “water.” Its New Orleans not “New Orleeens” and we use north and south to tell directions, not left and right. No one knows how to use a blinker, and you can’t make a left turn anywhere in the city. We love our LSU tigers although there are still some Tulane fans. We shoot firecrackers when they say “the rockets red glare” in the National Anthem and the Saints will always be our team (even when they win the super bowl…we’ll complain about how long it took). I don’t care where you live, you can’t beat our seafood (especially the crawfish) and nothing is good without a little tony cacheries on it. I’m from LOUISIANA and no matter if our schools are failing, our politics are dirty, and our biggest city is underwater, there AIN’T no place like home!
DIXIE WILL ALWAYS BE ON MY MIND! GET DRUNK!!!
Recently I’ve come to realize that although i’ve been drinking for a long time with the same people, that eventually drunks change and disperse despite history. It’s a strange and accepted change, for me atleast, and i would like to hear from someone who has gone through the same situation. Happy drinking!!!
Trev
Hey you, as i sit here in this liquid stupor thinking about what the fuck i’m doing joining a drunk blog, i realize that it’s where i feel at home and where i belong as far as the internet is concerned. So with that said, i with that said i really don’t know what to say the preceedings was an actual drunk rambling by me, happy dinking!
have mercy, Trev
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