Well holy shit it has been almost 2 years since I was on here, glad to see I am not alone. I drink at a local corporate bar(name withheld) which reward you with prizes fro drinking. Recently they decided to change some rules. The prize people try to attain is a stein that holds 37 ounces of beer for the price of a 16 ounce pint. not bad huh? Of course you do have to drink 1100 beers at a rate of 4 per. day. Well because some people who have this mug can’t finish it before it gets warm ( I tell them to drink stout) and some states you can’t serve that much the powers that be have or are going to issue new steins, at 25 ounces. Do I feel I am getting slight? Fuck yes I do. If you have attained this current stein and cant finish it before it gets warm fuck off. by the way sitting next to one right now, this pratt has been nursing this beer for almost 45 minutes. maybe i should finish for him! well any better get back to mine before some asshole accuses me of slacking. TAXI.
During the tenure of my drinking life I have come across many different combinations of good times. One memory is 8 fold, the great American beer festival, A shit load of people(I hate crowds) and a shit load of beers. Two 30 pack of P B R and darts or bones. My favorite Double Chocolate Stout and an Aston Villa football (soccer) match. A 30 of PBR and my garden, But tonite I found the most perfect couple of all Stilton blue cheese and Smoke Jumper Porter (Left Hand brewery, good on you lads). If you have never tried paring beer and cheese I strongly recommend it. Trust me I not getting soft in my old age, I’m still hard and foul like the cheese and beer I pare up. Keep the faith my fellow chuggers, and in the infamous words of Homer J Simpson “Marge now don’t go blaming the beer.
CHEERS.
During my tenure as as avid beer and liquor drinker I have had the opportunity to watch (in a haze) what I consider to be the best drinking movies there are. The problem is that I’m pissed and having trouble remembering, so bare with me.( ie. get another drink). So here goes.
#5 Animal house/ Smokey and the bandit (tie). Both great movies which involve the quest for beer.
#4 Leaving las vegas. A story of a man ( drunk ) trying to come to grips with his life and fails, Comedy/ drama, you choose.
#3 Beer fest. Great flick, a bunch of Kraut descendants that battle real Gerries for the title of worlds best beer drinkers. (Highly recommended).
#2 Beer League. This movie is in my top 2 because of all the classic one liners, Plus these guys are playing SOFTball and the gratiutious bashing of Italians,AWESOME.
#1 STRANGE BREW. If none of you agree with this movie FUCK YOU.
Anyway this just my opinion and I would like feed back in case there are movies I have missed.
Cheers to all the faithful, you know who you you fucking monkeys.
P.S>If you watch all these in one sitting, mad repects you drunk.
Guess what? Yeah Im getting pissed, nothing new there. This is quick note to everyone who was in the habit of saying “It doesn’t feel like fall” well eat my balls, try raking the leaves in my yard you happy,smiley motherfuckers . Oh well at least it gave another reason to drink(like I needed any) Cheers to all you faithful. By the way its -2 degrees celcuis. 27 degrees fahreheit to you yanks, and 270 kelvin to silly motherfuckers. LATE.
P.S. good luck to all in the contest. FREE BOOZE IS STILL FREE BOOZE.
99 bottles of beer on the wall , 99 bottles of beer , you aaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh if you don’t know the rest you shouldn’t be drinking.(PBR # 6) So in case you haven’t noticed I like to drink, and by drink I mean getting pissed.I also like watching hockey and football (not nfl real football. oh I’m sorry soccer fuck!) AND I’m very pasonate about both. (PBR #8) I typically watch “football” by myself, but I, more not often than not watch hockey w/ my Canadian friend(female) and we always take shit from Americans in the bar for being to loud FUCK EM!.(That’s a12 pack) .(that’s my problem w/ Americans if doesn’t involve me be quiet.)I think that is called apathy . (working on 15) Anyway my friend also smokes, so she has to go outside to smoke. (My problem with America) I am not a smoker but I always thought a bar was where you went to drink, smoke, and sort your life out, if need be. You drink at a bar you pickle your liver, you smoke, you smog out your lungs. Whats the diff? We are all going to die let us do it being happy. GO AVALANCH.
P.S. Spellcheck is yhe DOGS BOLLOCKS.
Is this too much to ask? The state I drink in has a bar law, your not 21 at 8pm get the fuck out. I like to drink, I don’t mind kids, but if you give me guff at 9 pm ’cause my language is brash FUCK YOU. I have 4 year old beautiful daughter, she’s in bed, asleep. If you have your chud of a child at the bar/diner that late they deserve to hear every f-bomb (fuck), C-slap (cunt) that spews forth from my foul mouth. I write this as a concerned parent and loyal servant to the intake of beer.
P.S. Why is it I get dirty looks when I get too loud watching hockey? Thats another rant.
CHEERS TO YOU FAITHFUL BOOZERS.
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