• Published:December 30th, 2008
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Wh0a it took me a very long time to realize to realiize that i’m typeing in caps!

i apologize for my poor grammar

 

bah…. external harddrives suck cuz you can’t uase them in bed…. so i have to try to balance on my balance on my platetes ball at my desk

seriously it’s been well over a week….. where are the beloved drunk bloggers?

i’m too gone to post a word.. come on….it’s taken about an hour to post this …… help a sister out! come on!!!

  • Published:December 10th, 2008
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Hello everyone… 

As if you didn’t know, this is that time of the year… FINALS.

One word. SUCK.

There are times that I think that school in general drives me to drink… but once finals approaches.. I’m a freak alcoholic… i’m acutally taking a break from a take home test as i type here meow. That’s right… i MEOWED yuo.

Pretty sure I was the ‘meow girl’ on D-days this year… for those who don’t know… d-days is my homecoming at the grand ol’ university of south dakota. seriously it’s like freaking christmas here. I ran up and down main street literally meowing at people… do I drink out of a saucer? Do I jump around all nimbly-bimbly???

ohhhh super troopers… I’m always wasted when ever I watch you and i’m always passed out before the end…

ANYWHO… me meowing people…

I tend to do this when annoying people are bothering me. You know the type, the ones that go on and on and on and on about their problems when you could care less…. ohh yeah? meow meow meow…

I love getting refund checks… This only fuels my awesome drinking habits. But the way I see it, and I actually said this tonight… it’s only alcoholism when you’re out of college.

meow.

…is frozen 1/4 sections of pizza…. No, i don’t want a mini pizza. I want a 1/4 of a pizza. Mini pizzas are a waste of time. and they taste bad.

my solution? break a frozen pizza over your leg. but tonight i’m not drunk enough, so it freaking hurts to crack the ‘za (that’s what i call it) over my knee. I have a pretty big welt on my leg right now and it hurts… so i’m writing about it and drinking another beer so the pain goes away…. god i’m not looking forward to class tomorrow.

So… my class tomorrow… a drawing class. a human figures class.

i have to pay for 3 credits to draw naked people for 3 hours, 2 times a week. AT 9 AM.

some of you may think… awesome! no… not so awesome…

for the first time like a month ago, i saw an uncircumsized penis…. one word.. wwoooooaaaahhhh.

ooo my za is done.

Back to my story…. uncircumsized dude… is like 50. very hairy. my first pose of him is BENT OVER. ASS FACING ME. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i’ve always hoped to god to never see that much of any male than i’m with. even for a brief second. nope. i saw this for about 1 min. i’m scarred for life.

old people should nt pose nude.