Confused squirrels goade purposeless acorns

by regorhunt02052

It is those crazy chipmunks ruining my day.  They squeech and squealch and fluff their feathery tales.  I have a puffy tail.  And who told my landlord he could evict my nextdoor neighbors?  They have been burrowing a place of their own for 10 days!!!  I woke up early yesterday morning and ate some red berries.  I was wired and scootered to Jimmy’s coven.  Bastards suckling on my tax dollars, they wouldn’t know a pseudo contingency from a an irrational purchase at WalMart.

And from the skum who drown in vain

“Duck n Run, avoid the cane!”

Protest the mindless,

Imbibe the best.

The Sucklers always fein interest.