Shit happens when you drink.

From comments:

I would leave a backstory if I remembered it… I don’t remember much of anything from that night (see picture [below]).

I do remember waking up and taking 3 showers. When those didn’t effectively clean the cocks and balls off of my epidermis I sat in front of my mirror naked and scrubbed myself with dish soap.

I love being the blank canvas for all of you aspiring artists.

Shamed