Im still drunk. I have been drunk since the Chiefs game ended. We lost. Like, 30- 478. Seriously. I think that was the score. How do we suck that badly?
Fantabulously. I love that word. I love any word that relays something awesome. He is nicely done. This is awesome. That is fantasic.
To the nights I will never remember and the people I will never forget. Things and stuff are awesome. People sometimes suck. And sex is always good, unless only one of you is interested in what is happening…
Wine doesn’t give me the kind of hangovers that beer and say, Vodka/Sprite mixtures do. WIne will give me a headache only if the wine is really really cheap. Expensive wine is the most phenomenal kind of drunk becuase I can have a bottle and be drunk as hell and wake up feeling like I excercized and did healthy-shit the night before. Unfortunately the bottles of wine that are that fabulous are like, $30 and up. Not a cheap buzz. But fantastic nonetheless. …. I’m craving cheese.
I don’t smoke pot. I just have the weirdest f-ing cravings. All the freakin time. Seriously!
I have so much homework that when I think about the amount of homework that I have I get a little bit nautious. Drinking seems like a better idea at the moment, even on a Sunday night.
I feel bad that I don’t have anything profound to say in these blogs. No amount of drunk I think is going to get me to change the world. I might go outside and break a stick and hope the butterfly effect is actually a real concept- and pretend that I have made a massive amount of difference in China. Yeah. A good change for china. Becuase I broke a stick in half. You don’ t believe me? You don’t know. Prove to me my stick-breaking escapades had no fantasmic changes on the Chinese Empire. (ha ha)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891147 (This makes me laugh. Drunk laughing is awesome.)
In conclusion… I have got to get to steppin’ on that term paper. This will not qualify and will probably not be accepted as such. Oh well.
I hope someone finds it grade-A worthy. If not, well… then… I owe you a beer.