Prose and Cons

by zombie

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“Images”  by Tyrone Green

Dark and lonely on a summer night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my land lord.

I don’t mean to brag

by zombie

Have you ever met these superficial fucks that say…”I don’t mean to brag, but…”?  Bullshit you cocky fuck, yah you do.  Brag all you want you dipshit.  Just know that I ain’t listening to a word you say.  And another thing… you are a douche bag!!!  If your collar ain’t popped already, then go ahead and pop it because you are officially a douche.  In the spirit of the late George Carlin…”Here’s another group of mutants with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter.”  People that say “I’m not cocky…I’m confident.”  Guess what dickweed.  That’s only something cocky people say.  And again…you are a douche!!!