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	<title>The Drunk Blog &#187; Drunk Stories</title>
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		<title>The Anabolic Halo Night</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/loony-bin/kevin-howell/the-anabolic-halo-night/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/loony-bin/kevin-howell/the-anabolic-halo-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Howell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Loony Bin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/?p=293</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Before I start this, allow me to make this clear: when I drink, I become one of the most belligerent, unnecessary drunks on the face of this Earth. I have some of the most fucked up drunk stories of anyone I have met in my lifetime. If you do not believe anything that I write. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spring Break 2010</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/kevin-howell/spring-break-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/kevin-howell/spring-break-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Howell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Spring Break 2010, a week during  which one of myself and Dan’s most epic tales to date transpired. Due  to not remembering a vast majority of events that went on throughout the  week, I feel it necessary to only recount our most prodigious day that I  remember most of, which happened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Eve 2009</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/bulleitmike/new-years-eve-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/bulleitmike/new-years-eve-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BulleitMike</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/?p=279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I have been known to really enjoy bourbon.  Whiskey is my favorite poison but it gets me into trouble sometimes&#8230; I currently live in Raleigh, NC and last night I decided to do pre-bar-hopping-drinking with a bottle of Bulliet (the stuff is good!).  Because I didn&#8217;t want to risk drinking and driving and to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl: Apparently I beat up an Italian chick last night</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/loony-bin/passout-princess/girl-apparently-i-beat-up-an-italian-chick-last-night/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/loony-bin/passout-princess/girl-apparently-i-beat-up-an-italian-chick-last-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>passout-princess</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Loony Bin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/?p=269</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I am sure we have all had our fair share of waking up and not being able to connect those extremely blurry black dots. Well, I woke up and was told that I got into a fight with an Italian girl who very nicely complemented at the ladies and said I was beautiful, next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year: The drunkard&#8217;s holiday</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/peepants/happy-new-year-the-drunkards-holiday/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/peepants/happy-new-year-the-drunkards-holiday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peepants</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how'd your nye go]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s everyone&#8217;s holiday but everyone almost is drinking and or drunk.
They join us, this day.
How did the NYE celebration go for you? Tell me about it here.
I have some beer I snagged from the party&#8211;I was tipsy. I grabbed chicken, empanadas and beer. I brought Heineken pony keg and left it there&#8211;it&#8217;s a guy&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Always Sunny + Pickles + Magic Hat = Awesome</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/loony-bin/murfylee/always-sunny-pickles-magic-hat-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/loony-bin/murfylee/always-sunny-pickles-magic-hat-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>murfylee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Human Nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Loony Bin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/?p=135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am ashamed how long it took me to correctly type that title.
So, I love Always Sunny in Philly. It&#8217;s on, I&#8217;ve had 8(ish?) beers, and I feel prepared to rock your fucking faces off with this tale of disgusting rediculousness.
as told to me by a co-worker, and I just want to state, I am not Sarah, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Machiovich owned a boat</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/happyian/machiovich-owned-a-boat/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/happyian/machiovich-owned-a-boat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>happyian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/?p=117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Machiovich owned a boat, for the sailing and such. He walked around in his town, and waved at most, and eat everything he saw. Hey look at that, Machiovich is eating a corndog!

Dear Corndog,
I am about to eat you. I have coated you in mustard, that should have been your first warning. Hey, I’m covered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shamed</title>
		<link>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/stretch/shamed/</link>
		<comments>http://thedrunkblog.com/blog/drunk-stories/stretch/shamed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 02:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stretch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shamed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wasted]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Shit happens when you drink.
From comments:
I would leave a backstory if I remembered it… I don’t remember much of anything from that night (see picture [below]).
I do remember waking up and taking 3 showers. When those didn’t effectively clean the cocks and balls off of my epidermis I sat in front of my mirror naked [...]]]></description>
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