The problem w/ america and americans.Part 1(yes there will be more)

by mdavfc

Thanks for visiting The Drunk Blog! You are more than welcome to sign up and post some drunken ranting or subscribe to our RSS feed! Regardless, it's time to get your drink on.

99 bottles of beer on the wall , 99 bottles of beer , you     aaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh if you don’t know the rest you shouldn’t be drinking.(PBR # 6) So in case you haven’t noticed I like to drink,  and by drink I mean getting pissed.I also like watching hockey and football (not nfl real football. oh I’m sorry soccer  fuck!) AND I’m very pasonate  about both. (PBR #8) I typically watch “football” by myself, but I, more not often than not watch hockey w/ my Canadian friend(female) and we always take shit from Americans in the bar for being to loud FUCK EM!.(That’s a12 pack) .(that’s my problem w/ Americans if doesn’t involve me be quiet.)I think that is called apathy . (working on 15) Anyway my friend also smokes, so she has to go outside to smoke. (My problem with America) I am not a smoker but I always thought a bar was where you went to drink, smoke, and sort your life out, if need be. You drink at a bar you pickle your liver, you smoke, you smog out your lungs. Whats the diff?  We are all going to die let us do it being happy. GO AVALANCH.

P.S. Spellcheck is yhe DOGS BOLLOCKS.

I don’t mean to brag

by zombie

Have you ever met these superficial fucks that say…”I don’t mean to brag, but…”?  Bullshit you cocky fuck, yah you do.  Brag all you want you dipshit.  Just know that I ain’t listening to a word you say.  And another thing… you are a douche bag!!!  If your collar ain’t popped already, then go ahead and pop it because you are officially a douche.  In the spirit of the late George Carlin…”Here’s another group of mutants with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter.”  People that say “I’m not cocky…I’m confident.”  Guess what dickweed.  That’s only something cocky people say.  And again…you are a douche!!!

The World

by soup

Will someone tell me how the hell the world got to the point where we need licenses to fish? In my opinion (and granted, I may be wrong) a license symbolizes the fact that the secular world agrees that a person is skilled enough to perform a certain action.

The state recognizes that a 16-year-old is at a reasonable enough age to allow him or her to operate a vehicle (even though I scored 1 point above passing on my 16th birthday). But when did fishing get to the point to where society needed to screen applicants? Since when is a person so incompetent that they can’t fish? The fucked up thing is, I’ve been asked, on more than one occasion to show proof of my fishing license.

If this isn’t the an oversight, I don’t know what is.

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