Some people Never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Well, I figure drinking at least a pint of jeager a day does not make me a drunk! I think it makes me fun to be around! I guess alcohol and rock music makes horny people happy because my bass playing skills are going through the roof! wow, does that make any sense?….oh well…Heres to the one chick who would not conform to anal sex, but would drink so much booze that she could not remember how big my penis actually was! Wow, I love taco bell too! truth being I just actually just love tacos! minus the sour cream!!!!! How can I still be single? any eligible females out there? I am not as big of a dick as I seem! I promise! maybe!
I swear I never drank so much until I accepted this GDMN promotion. Before I would go through a fifth of Absolute a year. Now I am down to a fifth of McCcormich once a week. I love vodka and Red Bull. It gives me wings. Mostly I just stand in the mirror and say to myself, “FK those MF’s. I was so much happier as a junior analyst. Now I make the “big bucks” and I sold my soul to get it. My boss hates me because I have two masters degrees and she only has a bachelors degree. We argue every time I open my mouth. Now I don’t say sIIt and just do what I’m told. I had more control as a junior. The director is no better. I complained to the CFO (who is male and got some progress made, but the b*****s stab me in the back every chance I get). Sometimes I don’t know what would be more fun; eat a bullet or go to work…but you know what? I’m still here…and when the job market turns around in a year or so I’ll depart with the best vengeance…Living well. F*****R! FN Losers! AHHHHHH….feel much better. (-: Thanks for listening/reading. FN FKRS.GD FN bunch of B*****s. I hate working for split tails. Emotional beasts they are…I don’t keep a permanent one around the house for a reason. Geez.
Wh0a it took me a very long time to realize to realiize that i’m typeing in caps!
i apologize for my poor grammar
bah…. external harddrives suck cuz you can’t uase them in bed…. so i have to try to balance on my balance on my platetes ball at my desk
seriously it’s been well over a week….. where are the beloved drunk bloggers?
i’m too gone to post a word.. come on….it’s taken about an hour to post this …… help a sister out! come on!!!
Hello everyone…
As if you didn’t know, this is that time of the year… FINALS.
One word. SUCK.
There are times that I think that school in general drives me to drink… but once finals approaches.. I’m a freak alcoholic… i’m acutally taking a break from a take home test as i type here meow. That’s right… i MEOWED yuo.
Pretty sure I was the ‘meow girl’ on D-days this year… for those who don’t know… d-days is my homecoming at the grand ol’ university of south dakota. seriously it’s like freaking christmas here. I ran up and down main street literally meowing at people… do I drink out of a saucer? Do I jump around all nimbly-bimbly???
ohhhh super troopers… I’m always wasted when ever I watch you and i’m always passed out before the end…
ANYWHO… me meowing people…
I tend to do this when annoying people are bothering me. You know the type, the ones that go on and on and on and on about their problems when you could care less…. ohh yeah? meow meow meow…
I love getting refund checks… This only fuels my awesome drinking habits. But the way I see it, and I actually said this tonight… it’s only alcoholism when you’re out of college.
meow.
Im still drunk. I have been drunk since the Chiefs game ended. We lost. Like, 30- 478. Seriously. I think that was the score. How do we suck that badly?
Fantabulously. I love that word. I love any word that relays something awesome. He is nicely done. This is awesome. That is fantasic.
To the nights I will never remember and the people I will never forget. Things and stuff are awesome. People sometimes suck. And sex is always good, unless only one of you is interested in what is happening…
Wine doesn’t give me the kind of hangovers that beer and say, Vodka/Sprite mixtures do. WIne will give me a headache only if the wine is really really cheap. Expensive wine is the most phenomenal kind of drunk becuase I can have a bottle and be drunk as hell and wake up feeling like I excercized and did healthy-shit the night before. Unfortunately the bottles of wine that are that fabulous are like, $30 and up. Not a cheap buzz. But fantastic nonetheless. …. I’m craving cheese.
I don’t smoke pot. I just have the weirdest f-ing cravings. All the freakin time. Seriously!
I have so much homework that when I think about the amount of homework that I have I get a little bit nautious. Drinking seems like a better idea at the moment, even on a Sunday night.
I feel bad that I don’t have anything profound to say in these blogs. No amount of drunk I think is going to get me to change the world. I might go outside and break a stick and hope the butterfly effect is actually a real concept- and pretend that I have made a massive amount of difference in China. Yeah. A good change for china. Becuase I broke a stick in half. You don’ t believe me? You don’t know. Prove to me my stick-breaking escapades had no fantasmic changes on the Chinese Empire. (ha ha)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891147 (This makes me laugh. Drunk laughing is awesome.)
In conclusion… I have got to get to steppin’ on that term paper. This will not qualify and will probably not be accepted as such. Oh well.
I hope someone finds it grade-A worthy. If not, well… then… I owe you a beer.
Peace, homeslice.
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