Social Drinking?

by mdavfc

Maybe its just me, but i get sick and tired of hearing some lite weight twat saying they only drink socially. I hear this guy yapping about he only drinks when out to dinner or some function. Fuck you. In my opinion you drink to get pissed, not to fit in socially. Personally i never heard a crack head say theydo it to maintain social standing. Bullshit. Maybe I’m wrong as I finish my 4th 38 ounce stein of Old STYLE. (sorry for the promo). By the way I’m sitting next to the cunt as I attempt to write this, I hope his girl leaves him for drunk.(not me though)

I don’t mean to brag

by zombie

Have you ever met these superficial fucks that say…”I don’t mean to brag, but…”?  Bullshit you cocky fuck, yah you do.  Brag all you want you dipshit.  Just know that I ain’t listening to a word you say.  And another thing… you are a douche bag!!!  If your collar ain’t popped already, then go ahead and pop it because you are officially a douche.  In the spirit of the late George Carlin…”Here’s another group of mutants with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter.”  People that say “I’m not cocky…I’m confident.”  Guess what dickweed.  That’s only something cocky people say.  And again…you are a douche!!!

Nascar Barbie

by godfather

Well, I’m about 12 drinks in and I’ve realized something after spending a night failing to do anything remotely interesting. Society is destined to fail, and by fail, I mean a glorious failure of Christian magnitude. And by Christian magnitude, I mean in every fucking way possible. This is basically because we, the general population, have fucked up so bad that even the sweet, nectarine Lord himself couldn’t save us from ourselves. I present:

Exhibit A: N.A.S.C.A.R. Barbie

This sickening display should not only disgust car enthusiasts, but also whatever Barbie enthusiasts remain. Jesus H. Christ, why in the hell is there even such a thing as a “Barbie Enthusiast.” I mean, what in the fuck was the sweet lord thinking during the flood when he let the eventual precursor family that eventually spearheaded the introduction of the N.A.S.C.A.R. Barbie survive?Nascar Barbie = Society Fails

It’s not so much a question of “Where did he go wrong?” but “Why the fuck did he let this go so obviously wrong?”. I mean, a retarded monkey with mechanical balls could tell you this was a bad idea, but yet, they went through with it. And worse, much, much worse, is that it was probably entirely successful. That my friends, is why, in part, there can logically be no god.

If you really step back and think about it, it becomes rather obvious. The Barbie Doll is a sickening beacon of our failure as a society that upholds basic intellectual principals. For example, here is a common lesson Barbie bestows on impressionable young girls:

Don’t worry, you’ve got nice tits young’n! Many a man will be impressed by your bossum and grant you many years of work free solitude!

Wow. Reading over my last sentence before my brief departure from reality into the mind of wicked parents who blatently distort reality to serve the ridiculous fantasies of CEO’s and other useless men, I’ve realized that perhaps I am being a little harsh. Essentially correct, but harsh none-the-less.

I wouldn’t wish the N.A.S.C.A.R. Barbie upon anyone, ever. Except Jesus. And the entire fucking writing crew behind The Bible.

Oh, I also dispise organized religion.

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