- Published:July 13th, 2008
- Comments:4 Comments
- Category:Drunk Stories
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Shit happens when you drink.
From comments:
I would leave a backstory if I remembered it… I don’t remember much of anything from that night (see picture [below]).
I do remember waking up and taking 3 showers. When those didn’t effectively clean the cocks and balls off of my epidermis I sat in front of my mirror naked and scrubbed myself with dish soap.
I love being the blank canvas for all of you aspiring artists.


4 Comments
That is quite possibly the worst sharpie shaming ever. Howabout a little backstory?
That’s fucking awesome. Sharpie artists rejoice when Stretch raises his glass.
I would leave a backstory if I remembered it… I don’t remember much of anything from that night (see picture above).
I do remember waking up and taking 3 showers. When those didn’t effectively clean the cocks and balls off of my epidermis I sat in front of my mirror naked and scrubbed myself with dish soap.
I love being the blank canvas for all of you aspiring artists.
you are boring