- Published:October 28th, 2008
- Comments:1 Comment
- Category:Drunken Poetry, Human Nature
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It is those crazy chipmunks ruining my day. They squeech and squealch and fluff their feathery tales. I have a puffy tail. And who told my landlord he could evict my nextdoor neighbors? They have been burrowing a place of their own for 10 days!!! I woke up early yesterday morning and ate some red berries. I was wired and scootered to Jimmy’s coven. Bastards suckling on my tax dollars, they wouldn’t know a pseudo contingency from a an irrational purchase at WalMart.
And from the skum who drown in vain
“Duck n Run, avoid the cane!”
Protest the mindless,
Imbibe the best.
The Sucklers always fein interest.


1 Comment
It rhymes!! YAY!