- Published:October 31st, 2008
- Comments:2 Comments
- Category:Loony Bin
- Rating:
4.00/5, 2 votes
Loading ...I am delighted with the prospect of a site specifically for drunk blogging. And here I’ve been drunk blogging on sites geared toward the actual recording of events, which I now see is pure folly.
Though unfortunately, I’m so inebriated it took me a number of minutes to figure out how to post.
Today I realized that one of the guys from Rilo Kiley was also on ‘Salute Your Shorts’, back in the day. This sent me through an overwhelming spiral of TV nostalgia. I learned all the greats of classical music, the signs of a serial rapist, and rudimentary spanish, all from watching ‘Looney Tunes’. ‘Clarrissa Explains it All’ and ‘Blossom’ inspired my individual fashion sense, whilst spelling out basic life lessons in a kooky, colorful way. The concepts of dating were learned from ‘Hey Dude’. I discovered that it’s generally a bad idea to spike the punch by watching ‘Doug’. And ‘My Little Pony’…well…was just magical.
Snick was a great, great thing. It was considered so edgy at the time, but when I look back, there is no actual edge in kids throwing pies at each other. Maybe back then parents were more concerned about children not wasting their food. Perhaps.
I cannot stand the children’s programming of today. I would lynch Dora the Explorer. I have no patience for the pauses in ‘interactive’ television. I always end up screaming the obvious at the bilingual bitch. I’m impatient with the repetitiveness in ‘The Backyardigans’, as well. I do enjoy the occasional ‘Yo Gabba Gabba’, however, as I am not an epileptic.
When I was a little girl, I used to sometimes pretend to be an epileptic at slumber parties. I can actually remember flopping around on the floor a few times. I have no idea why I did this, but I find it incredibly entertaining now…as I’m sure I did back then. Maybe that’s the explanation for why I maintained none of my childhood friends.
Remember, kids: lies are only friends you haven’t met yet.
2 Comments
I really liked snick. I always wondered why no-one from All That made it on to snl
But then Keenan made it.
Now I know.
Also, I wish there was a way to indicate a sober comment and a drunk comment, besides content. Maybe with a little s.
s.
Haha. I’ll look into a sober/drunk comment distinguishing feature.