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• Published:June 2nd, 2010
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Dear Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs,

There are a couple of things I didn’t understand about your film.  First off, with the amount of radiation, chemicals, and all that crap involved in making the food, there’s no doubt that everyone would eventually get cancer, high cholesterol, or some other diseases, am I right?  There would be total destruction across the island due to the large, ample sizes of the food crashing down on a daily basis.  Of course, within days, people would start showing great increases in their weight size.  I mean, the mayor gets fat and all, but no one else does…  and man eating, COOKED, chickens?  No such thing.  Finally, I can’t stress enough that the only benefit to this food machine would be solving the hunger issue in third world countries.  Please bring this device to Ethiopia.  I have to puke…

Thank you.