- Published:October 24th, 2008
- Comments:5 Comments
- Category:Loony Bin
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4.67/5, 3 votes
Loading ...Has anybody heard hte premise that in a few thousand years, humans will evolve to not have pinky toes?
Shit, that’s gross. Think of the implications that will have. That wasn’t a statement, really, try to think of some for me.
just because that’d be really weird, something has to be done. I urge everybody to do their part in stopping evolution. I don’t care if you think we evolved from monkeys or a naked couple that got dropped down like some kinda sims character, whatever, irrelevant…the point is humans are evolving, can’t stop it. but we can stop it from bein weird.
Beginning tomorrow, everybody needs to start walking on the sides of their feet. Put some pressure on the pinky toes, make ‘em worth something. This way, 8 generations from now, your family won’t have to deal with the humiliation of not having pinky toes while the “normal” families still have somethin. Be a normal family. start using your pinky toes.
I didn’t mean to drink tonight, I swear. Have mercy on my soul.
I typed the word soil instead of soul like 3 times.
hahaha. drunk blog.
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I’ve found a problem with your solution. By “walking on the sides of their feet” you could inadvertently spur the evolution of super pinky toes.
Imagine those implications, a powerful outside toe and a progressively weaker toe to the inside. Big toe on the outside and pinky toe on the inside.
Nasty.
ah, I failed to evaluate that deep. Good thought. This is why all systems of operation need checks and balances, that could have averted a serious problem bigger than the one I addressed.
Or, look before you leap.
I prefer to leap first. Shoot ‘em all and let god sort ‘em out, as my grandfather says
Well said, Jesus would concur.