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Guess what? Yeah Im getting pissed, nothing new there. This is quick note to everyone who was in the habit of saying “It doesn’t feel like fall” well eat my balls, try raking the leaves in my yard you happy,smiley motherfuckers . Oh well at least it gave another reason to drink(like I needed any) Cheers to all you faithful. By the way its -2 degrees celcuis.  27 degrees fahreheit to you yanks, and 270 kelvin to silly motherfuckers. LATE.

P.S. good luck to all in the contest. FREE BOOZE IS STILL FREE BOOZE.

99 bottles of beer on the wall , 99 bottles of beer , you     aaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh if you don’t know the rest you shouldn’t be drinking.(PBR # 6) So in case you haven’t noticed I like to drink,  and by drink I mean getting pissed.I also like watching hockey and football (not nfl real football. oh I’m sorry soccer  fuck!) AND I’m very pasonate  about both. (PBR #8) I typically watch “football” by myself, but I, more not often than not watch hockey w/ my Canadian friend(female) and we always take shit from Americans in the bar for being to loud FUCK EM!.(That’s a12 pack) .(that’s my problem w/ Americans if doesn’t involve me be quiet.)I think that is called apathy . (working on 15) Anyway my friend also smokes, so she has to go outside to smoke. (My problem with America) I am not a smoker but I always thought a bar was where you went to drink, smoke, and sort your life out, if need be. You drink at a bar you pickle your liver, you smoke, you smog out your lungs. Whats the diff?  We are all going to die let us do it being happy. GO AVALANCH.

P.S. Spellcheck is yhe DOGS BOLLOCKS.

  • Published:November 6th, 2008
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Well, no doubt that some of you got to my site via Facebook ads. I no longer have a coupon or extra money to devote to those Facebook ads but I am thinking about going annoying style and making a Facebook app to show off your drunken stories and send people beers and invites to the site.

But until then, we have a contest.

The contest is, the person with the best post win a fifth of alcohol, their choice (as long as its between $20-$30 (sorry international guys, you only get cash to use to buy booze)). You must be 21 to play. No purchase necessary.

The best post shall be decided by points given via number of unique IP comments multiplied by rating. The contest is running for a month starting today (Nov 5th-Dec 5th).

Get posting. Get spreading the word and get some votes and comments, you could be the brand new owner of a delicious fifth of alcohol.

I am also not able to win, being the site owner. Boo hoo.

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