Loading ...Welcome back! Hopefully you're feeling a little tipsy and are ready to post some drunken ranting. Cheers!
Some people Never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Loading ...Well, I figure drinking at least a pint of jeager a day does not make me a drunk! I think it makes me fun to be around! I guess alcohol and rock music makes horny people happy because my bass playing skills are going through the roof! wow, does that make any sense?….oh well…Heres to the one chick who would not conform to anal sex, but would drink so much booze that she could not remember how big my penis actually was! Wow, I love taco bell too! truth being I just actually just love tacos! minus the sour cream!!!!! How can I still be single? any eligible females out there? I am not as big of a dick as I seem! I promise! maybe!
Loading ...I swear I never drank so much until I accepted this GDMN promotion. Before I would go through a fifth of Absolute a year. Now I am down to a fifth of McCcormich once a week. I love vodka and Red Bull. It gives me wings. Mostly I just stand in the mirror and say to myself, “FK those MF’s. I was so much happier as a junior analyst. Now I make the “big bucks” and I sold my soul to get it. My boss hates me because I have two masters degrees and she only has a bachelors degree. We argue every time I open my mouth. Now I don’t say sIIt and just do what I’m told. I had more control as a junior. The director is no better. I complained to the CFO (who is male and got some progress made, but the b*****s stab me in the back every chance I get). Sometimes I don’t know what would be more fun; eat a bullet or go to work…but you know what? I’m still here…and when the job market turns around in a year or so I’ll depart with the best vengeance…Living well. F*****R! FN Losers! AHHHHHH….feel much better. (-: Thanks for listening/reading. FN FKRS.GD FN bunch of B*****s. I hate working for split tails. Emotional beasts they are…I don’t keep a permanent one around the house for a reason. Geez.
Loading ...During the tenure of my drinking life I have come across many different combinations of good times. One memory is 8 fold, the great American beer festival, A shit load of people(I hate crowds) and a shit load of beers. Two 30 pack of P B R and darts or bones. My favorite Double Chocolate Stout and an Aston Villa football (soccer) match. A 30 of PBR and my garden, But tonite I found the most perfect couple of all Stilton blue cheese and Smoke Jumper Porter (Left Hand brewery, good on you lads). If you have never tried paring beer and cheese I strongly recommend it. Trust me I not getting soft in my old age, I’m still hard and foul like the cheese and beer I pare up. Keep the faith my fellow chuggers, and in the infamous words of Homer J Simpson “Marge now don’t go blaming the beer.
CHEERS.
Loading ...Well, it’s everyone’s holiday but everyone almost is drinking and or drunk.
They join us, this day.
How did the NYE celebration go for you? Tell me about it here.
I have some beer I snagged from the party–I was tipsy. I grabbed chicken, empanadas and beer. I brought Heineken pony keg and left it there–it’s a guy’s beer. I liked the commercial of everyone’s home bar. It was nice. I too would like to have a boxcar on my vast property and turn it into a bar.
Anyways, have a good NY and post your stories of escapades! I think I laughed for four hours at my brother’s party.
I was grateful for that.
Loading ...Wh0a it took me a very long time to realize to realiize that i’m typeing in caps!
i apologize for my poor grammar
bah…. external harddrives suck cuz you can’t uase them in bed…. so i have to try to balance on my balance on my platetes ball at my desk
seriously it’s been well over a week….. where are the beloved drunk bloggers?
i’m too gone to post a word.. come on….it’s taken about an hour to post this …… help a sister out! come on!!!