I don’t mean to brag

by zombie

Have you ever met these superficial fucks that say…”I don’t mean to brag, but…”?  Bullshit you cocky fuck, yah you do.  Brag all you want you dipshit.  Just know that I ain’t listening to a word you say.  And another thing… you are a douche bag!!!  If your collar ain’t popped already, then go ahead and pop it because you are officially a douche.  In the spirit of the late George Carlin…”Here’s another group of mutants with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter.”  People that say “I’m not cocky…I’m confident.”  Guess what dickweed.  That’s only something cocky people say.  And again…you are a douche!!!

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8 Comments

  1. Humility is the difference between cockiness and confidence.

    #1 Anonymous

  2. well said Mr. Anonymous

    #2 zombie

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    #3 _____,_.________.

  4. _____,_.________. needs to use bathroom.

    #4 godfather

  5. well said, most fucks are hypocrites but claim they’re politically correct and socially moral, when in the Real World are extreme tools. So, in so many words, well said.the list of tools i’m reffering to is so vast i wont mention them, but you know.

    #5 allaboutthez

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